One of my nursing home ladies tells me a joke everyday without fail,where she gets them from i don`t know as she has been bed bound for the last 5 years,here is one i thought was hysterical.
A man and wife were having an argument,the wife blurted out in frustration : " i am supposed to be your best friend!!" The husband retorted " No you`re not I`ll prove it"
He takes both the wife and the dog out to the car and locks them both in the trunk,two hours later he returns and lets then out.....the dog jumps all over and licks him, he is soooo happy to see him...the wife gets out yells and screams abuse, hits and kicks him and threatens to divorce.
The Husband says " see !! Dog is mans best friend.
Hey, we need a joke catagory.